Mahendra Singh Dhoni- "My averages and scores are improving, but the team is not performing. Sachin paaji, you should not have exposed me by retiring."
Virender Sehwag- "Pakistan, you disappointed me by losing the last match."
Gautam Gambhir- "Thanks Viru Bhai, one of us had to take it. "
Virat Kohli- "Wish it was still 2012."
Yuvraj Singh- "I thought Broad was a part of the Pakistan pace attack."
Suresh Raina- "As long as MS plays I will survive."
Rohit Sharma- "Where is that numerologist, I need to change my jersey number again."
Ravindra Jadeja- "You include me in the team to remind me again and again that I should not be in the team."
Ajinkya Rahane- "I was so happy warming the benches. Now since am in the team, I have to perform."
Ravichandran Ashwin- "What am I? A bowler who can bat a bit or batsman who can bowl a bit"
Ishant Sharma- "Dinda, pass me your bandanna. All say I need them more than you do."
Ashoke Dinda- "Forget my deliveries, Pakistan batsmen do not even fear my jump."
Bhuvaneshwar Kumar- " I should not have performed so well in my first match. Now I seem to be the team's front line bowler."
Shami Ahmed- "I will not perform exceedingly well to be pressurized in the future"
Amit Mishra- "I am happy carrying water bottles."
Duncan Fletcher- "The crisis in Zimbabwe was not this severe. Home calling!!"
Sandip Patil & Co- "Srikanth, do you want to get back here?"
BCCI- "There was no AMAN and ASHA in Pakistan's peformance."
Sreeshanth & Harbhajan- "Hamara number ayega..."
Sachin Tendulkar- "Even my retirement timing is exquisite."
